About us:
TitariumLabs is an improvement-focused research and development group. Where others see to how they can make life easier, how they can streamline anything and everything to do with our everyday life, we strive to swim against the current. Every morning, when each of us scan our tags, talk to our security, pass our identification process and watch on as our thick doors slide open, we ask ourselves:
“What can I put in today to make what I put in yesterday worthy enough for what I’m going to put in tomorrow?”
It’s through this simple question that we stew, that we brainstorm, that we pick at ourselves, and slowly pull at the strings of inconvenience to strip away all the filler and find the core problems we can focus on. As humans, as people, as loved ones of others, we either choose to avoid these core problems or tell ourselves time and time again that these problems don’t define us. We at TitariumLabs refuse this way of thinking, we avidly defy it every day and check-in on each other to ensure we aren’t slipping into this maddening loop. Problems within ourselves aren’t avoidable and believing that they are is to believe that a leech will eat its own teeth if you smile at it enough.
“We do what we can, because you couldn’t.”
Our goal
TitariumLabs understands how confusing it can be to try something new and not have it go as expected, especially when you’ve proven yourself to be rather adept at another activity with similar attributes. We also understand how frustrating it can be to come back to the adept activity and find that you’ve lost that spark you had for it previously.
We’re willing to admit ourselves that we too have days, weeks, months, even years where the passionate flame we once had for a skill dims and possibly even fizzles out without explanation. It can be depressing to find yourself unable to use a skill you’ve developed over years of experience all because you’ve simply lost your drive for it at one point and not noticed. These moments in life can cause great distress and we all try different methods in getting back the interest and spark, and more than most of us come back empty handed and defeated.
Now, wouldn’t it be great if there were something you could put in yesterday to reignite the flame in you today, and flawlessly bring back to old you tomorrow?
That’s us, TitariumLabs.
“TitariumLabs is a small organization of some of the most curious minds in regards human innovation.
They dare to ask questions we, the ones looking in, don’t dare ask ourselves.”
Testing:
We at TitariumLabs are sternly against the usage of animals for testing!
As such, how we test our products are with applicants who volunteer themselves for the betterment of human health. While we’re unable to disclose the specific details on how our subjects apply for our testing positions, what we can tell you is that every subject is literate and has expressed an understanding when approached with their individual contracts.
We’ve allowed for a censored copy of our most recent applicant’s contract to be available for viewing {HERE}. We’ve done this to dispel any rumors you may have heard recently in regard to just what kind of lifestyle our subjects are made accustomed to during their time with us.
All of our subjects are also assigned personal assistants/counselor-types/doctors/advisors specifically assigned to them based on their personality, interests, attributes, and test. We call these people “representatives” and each subject has one of their very own! We’ve found this one-on-one relationship to be much more beneficial for our test documenting purposes and also for the stress-levels of our subjects.
After all, if you were the test subject for something completely new and undocumented, having 8 or so different people switching in and out at all hours of the day wouldn’t be overly soothing, would it?