While we greatly appreciate your interest, TitariumLabs currently isn’t able to take in any more investors due to security.

The method we use to dictate our chosen subjects sadly isn’t as general and open as you may believe. We’re also unable to disclose our methods and desired attributes for subjects to avoid polluting our pool of genuine applicants. Our work is incredibly important and has the capabilities to completely turn the world of healthcare into something unrecognisable. We cannot risk allowing subjects in who are merely looking to add their name to our contribution to history.

TitariumLabs has found a rather negative pattern in character emerging when we allow new scientists in “off the streets”.

Much like our test subjects, we wish to only have people on our team that believe in our cause and are willing to devote themselves fully into our work. Due to the subjects we have on board, we cannot risk their wellbeing and test progress with people joining us simply to have their name scrawled atop our place in history.

Due to recent developments, sadly we’ve had to remove our “APPLY HERE” link for this question.

While we appreciate your enthusiasm, we cannot disclose anything beyond what we offer elsewhere on our website.

Rest assured that we do not keep our subjects locked up like animals, they’re free to roam and continue everyday life.

We humbly ask that, if you believe you’ve spotted a test, do not be afraid. Our subjects are under constant supervision by their assigned representatives as per their contracts, and thus are not permitted to interact with others during bouts of violence and general unstable states.

Our tests live exclusively within the means of their contracts, their representatives ensure that they remain as such. This means that you may approach a test and discuss TitariumLabs but they will not discuss anything farther than what they are permitted. You are also able to take photos with the tests, however we discourage the use of flash in most cases as tests often react negatively and will soon after need to have their outings interrupted due to representative interference to ensure the test’s comfort and public safety.

While we’re lenient with our tests, we’re unable to say the same for our representatives. We ask that you do not approach a representative as they’re never out in public for personal reasons, rather their assigned test is nearby and they’re performing their duties in monitoring them.

Distracting a representative can result in property damage and physical harm upon everybody involved from the general public to the test themselves. We implore you to leave them alone just as you would a service dog or a rabid animal.

Any and all photographic material of our representatives are not factual as we take great care in maintaining the security of our tests and cannot risk having their representatives targeted or harmed. All legitimate media is on our site and no new legitimate media will originate from elsewhere on the internet.

Much like any other exciting new project, we aim to keep our public-facing appearance as relevant as possible to our current state. This means that updates are inevitable as we’d hate to leave you in the dark especially as we know just how much our work can help those who really need it.

We get this question often, please refer to our {ABOUT} page.

We’d really prefer it if you didn’t.